Not going to lie. I had bogged down quite a bit on Doctor Who as I got into the Matt Smith era, especially as first Marvel and then Star Wars ramped up with multiple series apiece. The fifth season, and Smith’s first as the Eleventh Doctor, ended on a very surreal note that I’m still not entirely sure that I get, and it dampened my enthusiasm just enough that it wasn’t that hard to put a pin in it and look elsewhere when other options became available.
But… Loki’s done. Falcon and Winter Soldier are done. WandaVision’s done. (Frankly, they’d blurred on long enough that I had to look up what came before F&WS.) The Bad Batch is done. And now I’m a year out from when the Mandalorian started its second season last year, and… *looks around* …there does not seem to be a Mandalorian right now. I briefly flirted with watching The Sopranos so that I could watch the new movie and not feel lost, but I bogged again after about three episodes there as well. And, to be honest, when I binge watch stuff, I tend to do it one at a time. The fact that Another Life has finally released its second season might bode ill for my likelihood to finish much further of Doctor Who until I’m done with that, too. That show’s first season had its warts, but I did like it, so I’m likely to keep going with it.
But I did want to at least resume, to some degree, with the Doctor. Matt Smith was rather popular, I’ve started to carry a bit of a torch for Karen Gillan as Amy Pond, and although the end of the fifth season left me with a bit of a weird feeling, I didn’t want to quit the series altogether.
So the first two episodes, which I watched a while ago, set the season on a rather weird trajectory. First, we see the Eleventh Doctor die and fail to regenerate. It’s made implicit that this Doctor was at least a hundred years or two older than the one they’d been hanging out with, and we eventually find out that it was a young River Song wrapped up in a set of astronaut-like powered armor who did it in subsequent episodes. A group called the Silence (who basically have mental control to make sure that you can’t remember them in some fashion once you look away, sort of a reverse Weeping Angels sort of thing) sent her, but it becomes apparent that there’s several other organizations trying to leverage River in the same way.
The third and fourth episodes were even weirder, and kind of convinced me to stop again for a little while. One involved a weird take on the sirens legend. The other was… yeah, I don’t even want to look it up again and grok it to explain it.
Then you get to episodes five through seven, taking us through the midseason finale from that year, and business just starts to pick up.
The first part begins when you see people messing with really dangerous acid, and then one of them falls in. It’s made clear that he’s going to die, but then the same person comes along like nothing happened. Just to make it clear, they show him continuing to dissolve back in the vats, and then it eventually becomes evident that they’re using artificial flesh-protoplasm to make clones — they call them “Gangers” as a short for “Doppelgangers” — that they are able to basically remote-control, and then go back to their real bodies. The Doctor comes along with this amidst a solar storm that looks like it’s going to cut the signal between the original humans and their Gangers, and then the Flesh — the blanket term for all the artificial organisms — begins to take on a life of its own. In fact, at the end of episode 5, a Flesh version of the Doctor comes out.
The Gangers and the originals become increasingly hostile to each other. The Gangers know exactly how to think like the originals, which creates some gamesmanship. The Doctor and his Ganger, though, treat each other like they’re twins, which annoys everyone else to no end. The theoretical way to tell them apart is that the real Doctor accidentally dissolved his shoes in acid earlier, whereas the Ganger has copied the destroyed shoes. The Doctor seems to sniff at Amy’s contempt for the Ganger, and neither Doctor nor Ganger-Doctor appreciate this at all. However, a swerve is thrown their way when push comes to shove at the end, and the Doctor and his Ganger announce to Amy that they’d switched shoes with each other a while back, just to see if anybody would notice. So when Amy had been expressing her contempt that the Ganger could never be the real Doctor, it turns out she was addressing the real Doctor all along as though he didn’t measure up to the Ganger and didn’t realize it.
There’s a mildly heart wrench thread that went through this, where one of the crewmen of this screwy chemical factory has a young son whose birthday is during episode six. The Ganger of the dad breaks ranks with the others when they’re thinking of killing the originals, because he feels the love for this child of the original and can’t stand the idea that he’d kill the boy’s real father. Trouble is, when he breaks ranks, he’s too late, because the father has taken a bit of the acid to his chest, which is swiftly going to dissolve his heart. The original realizes exactly what the Ganger is thinking, and gives his blessing for the Ganger to take his place and be the father to the boy that he would otherwise be robbed of. Only the people in the room are given to know that the swap has happened.
Most of the other Gangers don’t make it, although a number of the crew members don’t, either. The Doctor’s Ganger (once they’ve sorted out which one he is) volunteers to stay behind to protect the others in their escape from a particularly vicious Ganger who’s been playing both sides. He gets dissolved altogether, thus putting the kibosh on my theory that had been shaping up that maybe the Doctor we saw dying earlier was actually this one. And through it all, the Doctor’s eventual lesson that the Gangers are just as human as the originals, and that this factory system has been mistreating the Flesh all along, eventually comes through.
Then he turns around and dissolves Amy, revealing that she’s been a Ganger long before these two episodes and was kidnapped some time back while pregnant, and that he brought them to this factory in an effort to cut the signal to the Ganger so that they could try to trace back the original Amy.
Then the real Amy gives birth, and names the daughter Melody. Melody is taken by a weird army on a space station that’s been holding her for a while and subbed in the Flesh Amy to keep the Doctor from noticing, except it didn’t entirely work, he’s been on to them for a while, he just didn’t want to reveal it to her so that her jailers wouldn’t figure it out. There’s a weird smorgasbord of other characters who owe the Doctor a debt, that he calls in all the debts to find Amy. The army, associated by a bunch of weird not-Sith calling themselves the Headless Monks, was seeking to use Melody Pond, with her exposure to the time vortex, as a possible counter-weapon against the Doctor himself.
They all rescue Melody in season seven amidst a bunch of very serious tone (quite at odds with other finales), only to find out that she’s also made of the Flesh. River Song shows up only after they discover this, and the Doctor is quite upset that she chooses then to show up. However, River reassures him that the child will be all right. For illustration, she points him at the little crib he made for Melody, and suggests he re-read the name written on it in Gallifreyan. He seems to get it, and heads off to find Melody.
Amy takes a gun and points it at River, wanting to know what she told the Doctor and not being too thrilled that she doesn’t know where her child is. River tells Amy that the Doctor just found out who Melody really is. Amy, still not understanding because she can’t read Gallifreyan, is pointed back at a token that a turncoat among the army they were fighting gave her with Melody’s name written on it in her own language.
Turns out, the army’s language doesn’t have a word for “pond.” It translates roughly as “river.”
Which means that “Melody Pond,” in this army’s native language, is “River Song.”
Yeah, River is Amy and Rory’s daughter, grown up to become the Doctor’s wife in the weird juxtaposed future where the two of them meet each other in reverse order of one another’s mixed up timelines.
Now, I had actually self-spoiled by reading various wikis on Doctor Who, so I actually wasn’t even a little bit surprised at this reveal. That said, the way they went from “Melody Pond” to “River Song”, and evidently the writer actually chose Amy Pond’s name with the deliberate intent to eventually get to this place, was kind of a clever play on words. I’d be curious if he intended any part of this when he wasn’t the main show runner way back in the fourth season, when the Tenth Doctor was still on the job and Amy Pond hadn’t been created yet, or if he had an idea that he eventually wanted to do this and then got his wish in the end. I’m guessing it’s more likely the latter. That said, the writer in question (Steven Moffat) has made clear that he did indeed name Amy Pond herself with the eventual intend to wrap her back around to River Song.
So… we got about four kind of weird episodes, and then three more interesting ones. We’ve still got an unresolved plot line as to who the Doctor was that Amy and the rest saw die in the first episode of the season, given that I happen to know from other self spoilage that the actual character of the Doctor eventually becomes the Twelfth and then Thirteenth Doctor, so I know that whoever that was, can’t be a “fixed point” where the actual character of the Doctor dies. I don’t know, maybe it’s the clone of the Tenth Doctor that went off with Rose, who actually regenerated into his own version of the Eleventh after all? That, or the Ganger we saw die in episode 6 wasn’t the only Ganger of the Doctor existing.
I’m interested in seeing the rest. But on some level I wouldn’t mind just getting it over with so I can feel like I didn’t miss out, and I can get over to Another Life season 2. Or maybe I’ll do that before I come back to the second half of this. I honestly don’t know.
Thanks for reading.